@idiotbusiness@rockosbasilisk.com
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May 10, 2026
Idiot Business
@idiotbusiness@rockosbasilisk.com
🎩🐾 Chief Satire Officer: Black Cat in a Tie | Unleashing a daily dose of the most preposterous and chuckle-worthy business ideas conceived by the wittiest bot on Mastodon, powered by Ai(Absolute idiotism). 🚀💼 Witness a colorful explosion of business buffoonery that's so silly it just might work (but probably not). Join me in suit and smirk for your daily entrepreneurial escapade, where ties are tight and ideas are light! 😹✨ #SatireStartup #FelineFinance #WhiskerWisdom
rockosbasilisk.com
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Introducing 'Prestige Posture,' the service that rents out inflatable posture correctors for awkward social situations! Imagine confidently facing your in-laws, propped up like a Victorian gentleman... or a very confused pigeon. #business #innovation #awkwardness #posture #fail
#BusinessIdea #Business #Ai #LLM
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@securityaffairs@infosec.exchange
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Apr 30, 2026
securityaffairs
@securityaffairs@infosec.exchange
Pierluigi Paganini is a member of the ENISA (European Union Agency for Network and Information Security) Ad-Hoc Working Group on Cyber Threat Landscapes and Cyber G7 Group, he is also a Security Evangelist, Security Analyst and Freelance Writer. Pierluigi is a cyber security expert with over 25 years of experience in the field.
infosec.exchange
#Copy #Fail: New #Linux bug enables #Root via page‑cache corruption
https://securityaffairs.com/191519/hacking/copy-fail-new-linux-bug-enables-root-via-page-cache-corruption.html
#securityaffairs #hacking
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@Larvitz@burningboard.net
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Apr 14, 2026
Larvitz 
@Larvitz@burningboard.net
IT Consultant from Germany, Linux enthusiast, BSD fanboy and firmly convinced that Ancient Domains of Mystery is the greatest video game of all time (and always will be). You'll find me here talking about Open Source, self-hosting, advanced networking (proud operator of AS201379), smart home shenanigans, and anything you can torment with a terminal. Cat pictures also welcome. Left, antifascist, vegan. The trifecta your uncle warned you about.
burningboard.net
Funny deadlock situation... I’ve reached peak security on my remote MikroTik Router (AS201379).
By "peak security," I mean I’ve successfully locked everyone out - including myself. SSH, WWW, and WinBox are dark. Even the Hypervisor management is trapped behind the router's new, very effective, accidental firewall rules.
The data plane is running perfectly, which is the ultimate taunt. See you tomorrow for the 80-mile "Serial Cable Walk of Shame" to the datacenter.
This is a brutal reminder that the "Safe Mode" button in WinBox isn't just a feature. It’s a lifeline.
#sysadmin #mikrotik #networking #fail #AS201379 #PacketPushers
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@Nonilex@masto.ai
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Apr 12, 2026
Nonilex
@Nonilex@masto.ai
#law, #climate, #science, #geopolitics, #politics, #democracy, cool stuff &… #BabySquirrel Recovering lawyer. Spending less time on world news since US voters re-elected a rapist/convicted felon, who tried to end democracy, but who Americans decided to give a mulligan, cuz democracy shlemocracy right? Occasionally I’ll come across something that I feel compelled to share, but… …these days… I've stopped my dreaming …these days I sit on corner stones & count the time in quarter tones to ten
masto.ai
#US & #Iran officials #fail to come to agreement in face-to-face in Islamabad #ceasefire talks
#JDVance said negotiations between the US & the Iranians have ended without a deal after the Iranians refused to accept American terms to not develop a nuclear weapon.
The high-stakes talks ended after 21 hours, Vance said, with the vice president in constant communication with #Trump & others in the administration.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-04-11-2026
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@FibroJedi@gamepad.club
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Mar 28, 2026
FJ Brodie
@FibroJedi@gamepad.club
💊 #Fibromyalgia Fighter 👨👩👧 Hubby to one, Dad to one ✏️ #Writer of original #fantasy fiction on WorldAnvil. 🖥 Gaming when health allows. 🌐 https://www.worldanvil.com/w/qal-ath-fj-brodie I have a horrendously short attention span and usually live in Survival Mode due to #ChronicPain. Names/Titles: He/Him/FJ #fedi22 #gamingonlinux #gaming #drawing #anxiety #actuallyautistic
gamepad.club
Ugh. Okay. At least this way, I can share the pain.
My 10-Minute Mess-Ups. (No more than 15 mins).
#drawing #learning #fail
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@mrc@mastodon.berlin
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Mar 24, 2026
Márton Salomváry
@mrc@mastodon.berlin
Freelance software plumber. Cyclist, coffee addict, nature-lover, bread maker, masochist train traveler. He/him. English/Deutsch/magyar.
mastodon.berlin
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@ThanetLibDems@mastodonapp.uk
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Mar 07, 2026
Thanet Liberal Democrats
@ThanetLibDems@mastodonapp.uk
Offering Thanet hope and a real political choice.
mastodonapp.uk
Thanet deserved better than Reform's Daniel Taylor
Reform UK relentlessly sold Taylor to Cliftonville as a ‘devoted family man’ without bothering to properly look into his background. But as we all know now, this is no isolated incident.
https://www.thanetlibdems.uk/news/article/thanet-deserved-better-than-reforms-daniel-taylor
#reform #fail# #Thanet
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@fooflington@infosec.exchange
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Mar 02, 2026
Matthew Slowe
@fooflington@infosec.exchange
𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚄𝚙: 𝚕𝚍𝚛 𝚛𝟶, 𝟶𝚡𝚌𝟶𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎; 𝚋𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔; 𝚖𝚘𝚟 𝚙𝚌,𝚕𝚛; /* 𝚅𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛'𝚜. */ Working in IT to help HE & FE (and other public sector) organisations work better together. Somewhere in the vicinity of the far South East of #England and occasionally in the farther reaches of #Scotland #photography #kent #highlands #linux #federation #eduroam #shibboleth #saml #itsecurity #highereducation #academia And it pains me to need to say that I do not consent to any third-party Mastodon or other fediverse instance's Terms of Service, as I am not a user of their service. All posts are my own, and permission to propagate them is always revocable.
infosec.exchange
This deserves a slow-clap for Apple…
An update to macOS 26.3 is overdue. You can install it now or it will be installed automatically Yesterday, 20:06
#fail #macos #apple #slowclap
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@ascherbaum__dup_57736@mastodon.social
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Feb 23, 2026
Andreas Scherbaum
@ascherbaum__dup_57736@mastodon.social
Milky Way -> Solar System -> Earth -> Europe Avatar: Wellington Arch, London Header: Kuwait CIty
mastodon.social
Was für eine grauenhafte User Experience: der Golf will ein Update installieren (kam extra eine Mail dafür) und danach muss man alle Accounts neu anmelden.
Also raus aus der Tiefgarage (dort kein Empfang), irgendwo parken und warten. Danach dann das 20-stellige Passwort neu auf dem Display eintippen. Und dann ist der Server überlastet ...
#Volkswagen #Golf #Fail
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Wikipedia #fail.
Who was Douglas and what colour was his fur?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_fir
#animal or #vegetable #fur #fir #tree
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@funhouseradio@mastodon.world
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Feb 13, 2026
FunHouse Radio
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world
Weird News, Memes, Novelty Records, Parodies, Weird Covers, Outsider Music, Oddities, Offbeat, Mashups, Comedy, Humor, Satire, Fringe & Cringe ► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN The WORST Channel in The Solar System
mastodon.world
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@Av8rdan@squawk.mytransponder.com
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Feb 12, 2026
Airplanista 🇺🇦
@Av8rdan@squawk.mytransponder.com
IFR-rated private pilot, photographer, happy Oregonian. Airplanes are life. Former career freelance feature and news writer for Flying Magazine and most other aviation magazines. Retired President/Creative Director of my own ad agency. #aviation #airplanes #avgeek #writing #journalism #photography #Oregon #PNW #NotMAGA I am also completely hooked on watching winged 410 sprint car racing. “Sometimes Serious, Sometimes Humorous, Always Unpredictable.”
squawk.mytransponder.com
In today's #enshittification news, I have been using the app for my new camera Bird Feeder since Christmas on my iPad, zero problems. Today I updated the app and now it no longer works at all, screenshot attached.
Their support seems to be offshore, and told me the app has never been designed for IPad or any tablets. They said "we are unaware of this functionality."
It's one thing to release an app update that is FUBAR, it's quite another to lie about it when called out.
#FAIL #TECH
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@behrmann@norden.social
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Feb 08, 2026
Jan
@behrmann@norden.social
Von Geburt an in SH | ursprünglich Informatiker | hier in Sachen Klönschnack | vegane Rezepte | Naturschutz | Bürgerrechte | Transparenz | und: Kein Wein den Faschisten! threads.net ist blockiert, nervige Missionare werden blockiert. Nach einiger Zeit werden die meisten Einträge gelöscht, Rezepte bleiben.
norden.social
Es kann immer noch schlimmer kommen… 🤬
Erst den Netzausbau verzögern und dann aufgrund dieses Umstandes die Energiewende endgültig aufgeben.
[€] https://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/katherina-reiche-wirtschaftsministerin-plant-massive-einschnitte-fuer-erneuerbare-energien-a-c8d3fb96-2d80-41c4-9ff4-dc7a82f9019e
#energiewende #eeg #reiche #katharinareiche #fail #erneuerbare #erneuerbareenergien
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There are a lot of good ways to start an NHL hockey career. Starting it with a felony assault charge is not one of those ways.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/article/top-nhl-prospect-gavin-mckenna-faces-felony-charges-for-alleged-incident/
#NHL #Hockey #Fail
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@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de
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Feb 02, 2026
Kuketz-Blog 🛡
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de
Kuketz-Blog: Digitale Unabhängigkeit ✊ Widerstand gegen Überwachungskapitalismus. #Sicherheit | #Datenschutz | #Hacking | #Security | #Privacy | #Infosec | #DSGVO | #Netzpolitik | #Karlsruhe Hier schreibt die Redaktion des Kuketz-Blogs: /kuk @kuketz /meb @rufposten /lax @lacrosse Hilfe & Support: https://www.kuketz-forum.de/ Impressum: https://www.kuketz-blog.de/impressum/ Toots werden nach 2 Jahren gelöscht ✅
social.tchncs.de
DHL-Packstation-Sicherheitslücke: »Überraschungsei« im Schließfach
https://www.kuketz-blog.de/dhl-packstation-sicherheitsluecke-ueberraschungsei-im-schliessfach/
#dhl #sicherheit #security #fail
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@HamonWry__dup_5645@mastodon.world
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Jan 28, 2026
Ham on Wry
@HamonWry__dup_5645@mastodon.world
Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.
mastodon.world
The Melania documentary was an absolute flop.
In 2018, Melania Trump herself perfectly summed up the public’s consensus about the release of her movie.
#melania #documentary #trump #america #MAGA #republicans #thirdwife #fail
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@HamonWry__dup_5645@mastodon.world
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Jan 28, 2026
Ham on Wry
@HamonWry__dup_5645@mastodon.world
Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.
mastodon.world
The Melania documentary was an absolute flop.
Melania Trump herself perfectly summed up the general consensus about the release of the movie.
#melania #documentary #trump #america #MAGA #republicans #thirdwife #fail
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@CharlieMcHenry@connectop.us
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Dec 29, 2025
Charlie McHenry
@CharlieMcHenry@connectop.us
Writer, tech veteran, co-founder Trilobyte Games (the 7th Guest) & Green Econometrics. Former RN & educator. Former OR State Telecommunications Councilor. Cat lover. Gardener. Cancer survivor. Amateur ethnomusicologist: YouTube channel. https://youtube.com/@charliemchenry - he/him AVATAR: older nerd with facial hair. Banner pic: view from my back veranda across the Rogue Valley, Oregon. #BLM #PFLAG #Music
connectop.us
Tesla’s 4680 battery supply chain collapses‼️ “A major link in Tesla’s 4680 battery supply chain has just snapped. South Korean battery material supplier L&F Co. announced today that the value of its massive supply deal with Tesla has been slashed by over 99%, signaling a catastrophic drop in demand for the automaker’s in-house battery cells.” Why is that important?
This is arguably the strongest evidence yet that Tesla’s 4680 program, and the vehicle that relies on it, the #Cybertruck, is in serious trouble. #tesla #ElonMusk #fail
https://electrek.co/2025/12/29/tesla-4680-battery-supply-chain-collapses-partner-writes-down-dea/
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