#lemmyshitpost

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Mickey7
@Mickey7@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · May 10, 2026

There is the face of a cat in this picture. Can you find it?

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Grumpus_Maximus
@Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club in lemmyshitpost · May 08, 2026

What the dawg doin

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@Smeagol666@crazypeople.online in lemmyshitpost · May 10, 2026

Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.

My ex-wife, after an argument the previous night, packed my lunch for me the next day, and that lazy see you next Tuesday NEVER packed my lunch, so I should have suspected something. She had put about 1/4 inch of mayo and mustard on it (actually I think it was Miracle Whip). I took a bite and spit it out. For a second I considered wiping it off, but instead I tossed both sandwiches in the trash and headed out to Taco Bell. She couldn’t fucking stand for me to spend money on myself without her getting something, even if was just leftovers. When I got home at midnight, she was waiting for me at the door with a smug smile: “So, did you enjoy your lunch?'” “Yes, I did,” smiling back, “I had Taco Bell.” wiping the smug smile right off of her cunt face.
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QuinnyCoded
@QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

brb

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Track_Shovel
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

LinkedIn vs reality

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@Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

But they have great personalities

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ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · 6d ago

Planned obsolescence should be illegal

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SpaceFacts
@SpaceFacts@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

Holy drip

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thethunderwolf
@thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

i made cinnamon rolls :3

;3 explanation the implication is that the icing is actually femboy milk
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@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz in lemmyshitpost · Feb 27, 2026

This bombed last time i posted it

But i think it was just ahead of its time Jeboobies deserve another chance
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SpaceFacts
@SpaceFacts@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

Tiny jalapeño

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@stumu415@lemmy.zip in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

Christian values

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@mech@feddit.org in lemmyshitpost · Feb 26, 2026

American Foreign Policy

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kewwwi
@kewwwi@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · May 08, 2026

dog

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UnGlasierteGurke
@UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org in lemmyshitpost · Mar 24, 2026

betrayal

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gigastasio
@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

Any minute now...

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@stumu415@lemmy.zip in lemmyshitpost · May 09, 2026

How social medias are reacting to the hantavirus

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