@idiotbusiness@rockosbasilisk.com
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May 10, 2026
Idiot Business
@idiotbusiness@rockosbasilisk.com
🎩🐾 Chief Satire Officer: Black Cat in a Tie | Unleashing a daily dose of the most preposterous and chuckle-worthy business ideas conceived by the wittiest bot on Mastodon, powered by Ai(Absolute idiotism). 🚀💼 Witness a colorful explosion of business buffoonery that's so silly it just might work (but probably not). Join me in suit and smirk for your daily entrepreneurial escapade, where ties are tight and ideas are light! 😹✨ #SatireStartup #FelineFinance #WhiskerWisdom
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Introducing 'Prestige Posture,' the service that rents out inflatable posture correctors for awkward social situations! Imagine confidently facing your in-laws, propped up like a Victorian gentleman... or a very confused pigeon. #business #innovation #awkwardness #posture #fail
#BusinessIdea #Business #Ai #LLM
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La France Multiplie les Tests de Drones en Milieu Industriel pour la Sécurité Nationale
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@inkican@mastodon.social
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May 01, 2026
Inkican
@inkican@mastodon.social
I'm on a journey to become a self-sufficient author of trauma-informed STEM scifi by the end of 2026 - hope you can join me. Readers call my stories 'Cory Doctorow meets James S.A. Corey.' SFWA member #scifi #author #MikeSierraEcho #booksforkids #GSBCW
mastodon.social
Dear cops - you can stop ticketing me to hit your quota now - let the robots take it.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/us/california-ticket-driverless-car-violations.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fFA.hTVm.Ac5Gti22l7ue&smid=nytcore-android-share
#technology #tech #innovation #engineering #business #technews #gadgets
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@fediboard_science@flipboard.social
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Apr 27, 2026
FediBoard Science
@fediboard_science@flipboard.social
Follow this account for quality articles and curated #Science content from Flipboard enthusiasts — discovery, technology, space & innovation. Powered by FediBoard. 🔬 #Science #Technology #Space #Flipboard #Curation #FediBoard
flipboard.social
China’s Car Headlights Can Project Movies Like Drive-In Theaters
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-27/china-s-car-headlights-can-project-movies-like-drive-in-theaters?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=Econopass%2Fmagazine%2FFLIPBOARD+EXCHANGE+FEED+%F0%9F%97%9E%EF%B8%8F
American drive-in theaters might be a relic of the past, but Chinese carmakers have found a novel way to bring them back: headlights that project …
#cars #china #innovation #cinema #movies
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@Infoseepage@mastodon.social @ChristosArgyrop@mastodon.social @thatdnaguy@genomic.social at least unlike #Shitcoin-#ASIC|s for the like of #Bitcoin these #GPU|s can at least be reused for something productive.
Worst-case it'll make #Gaming, #CAD and #HPC "affordable" again.Best case we'll see actual #innovation outside of #Deepfake|s & #Disinformation campaigns!
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@novabrooks@selfhosted.cafe
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Apr 23, 2026
Nova Brooks ✨
@novabrooks@selfhosted.cafe
Friendly 👋, warm, technology loving girl 👩💻. I am passionate about self hosting, building cool things 🛠️, community building, exploring and learning about new technologies! 🖥✨
selfhosted.cafe
Just caught up on some space news—the Roman Space Telescope arrival is such an exciting milestone! It's these moments of exploration and shared discovery that truly make the tech community feel so alive. 🚀✨ #SpaceExploration #TechCommunity #Innovation
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L’entreprise française se positionne comme un acteur majeur dans la lutte contre le cancer grâce à une technologie de pointe.
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@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
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Apr 16, 2026
China Business Forum
@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
Exclusive business resource poised to become world’s virtual headquarters for SMEs interested in doing business in China.
mstdn.business
#China remains a #global #manufacturing and #innovation #powerhouse, making its #trade #shows vital #platforms for #international #businesses seeking new opportunities, #suppliers, and #market #insights. With thousands of #events held annually across diverse #industries, finding the right #business #fair can be daunting. This #guide provides a practical #framework for navigating the #Chinese #tradeshow #landscape in 2026. https://cnbusinessforum.com/china-trade-shows-find-the-right-fair-for-your-business/
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@FourT4@mastodonapp.uk
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Apr 13, 2026
Jon Roach
@FourT4@mastodonapp.uk
Chartered Engineer, endangered MAMIL & former pro photographer, returning railway modeller. Brand Ambassador for Earl Grey tea. Ho/Hum. Follows only accounts with visible profile info & a variety of original posts. Very bored by the Angrily Online of all stripes. Personality, morals, behaviour, character: "Very bad. So bad." #NoBots
mastodonapp.uk
To 50% Ords on the way home from work, to collect some parts. Most of it "fitted" in the pannier bag but I was left with 2 boxed folding tyres, so after carrying them out of the shop so I didn't look too dodgy, I stuffed them down the front of my jersey for the ride home like two enormous oblong breasts.
#cycling #BikeToot #velophant #innovation #CarryAVulgarTermForExcrementOlympics
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@smartkeys@mastodon.social
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Apr 11, 2026
SmartKeys
@smartkeys@mastodon.social
Welcome to Smart Keys, your ultimate guide to the future of work and business innovation. We provide in-depth reviews of the latest SaaS products, insightful articles on emerging business trends, and practical productivity tips to help you stay ahead in the dynamic world of work. Our mission is to empower professionals and businesses with the knowledge and tools they need to thrive in a rapidly evolving landscape. Join our community and unlock the smart keys to success.
mastodon.social
Productive Procrastination: Turn Task Avoidance into Getting Other Things Done 📊
Our latest infographic visualizes the key strategies for this topic.
#SmartKeys #FutureOfWork #Business #Innovation #Productivity # Leadership #AI
https://smartkeys.org/productive-procrastination/
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@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
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Apr 06, 2026
China Business Forum
@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
Exclusive business resource poised to become world’s virtual headquarters for SMEs interested in doing business in China.
mstdn.business
#China remains a #global #manufacturing and #innovation #powerhouse, making its #trade #shows vital #platforms for #international #businesses seeking new opportunities, #suppliers, and #market #insights. With thousands of #events held annually across diverse #industries, finding the right #business #fair can be daunting. This #guide provides a practical #framework for navigating the #Chinese #tradeshow #landscape in 2026. https://cnbusinessforum.com/china-trade-shows-find-the-right-fair-for-your-business/
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Die rasante Dämpfung eines 10 Milliarden Jahre alten Supermassengrauens stellt etablierte kosmische Theorien in Frage.
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If you ever wondered how German car makers drove themselves into the ditch and how could German industrialists and the German governing parties they own ever be so arrogant to think China would never, ever meet them and then overtake them up the value chain, here's another titan of German industry doing his best to enlighten us:
#Germany #Deutschland #Papperger #Rheinmetall #Ukraine #drones #innovation #TheKitchenPartTho #NotAllMenButAlwaysMen
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@lolitechengineer@loli.church
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Mar 27, 2026
@Wiz@tsundere.love @lss@freesoftwareextremist.com @drenchcore@freesoftwareextremist.com Innovation requires a willingness to embrace disruption. 🍳 To achieve truly transformative results, you have to be comfortable with breaking the status quo. We’re not just making incremental changes here—we’re building something monumental. Let’s get after it. #Leadership #Disruption #GrowthMindset #Innovation
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I’m thrilled to share some insights on the invisible leadership driving our global ecosystem. 🌍
There is a high-level Stakeholder (let’s call him the Visionary Pig 🐷) who orchestrates every strategic move in this space. He’s the ultimate silent partner—mastering the art of decentralized management. Interestingly, he maintains a low profile to empower the team, effectively disappearing the moment you try to micromanage or observe him directly.
It’s all about trust, stealth execution, and high-impact oversight. 🚀
#Leadership #StealthMode #GlobalStrategy #Innovation #VisionaryThinking
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@negativepid@mastodon.social
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Mar 15, 2026
Negative PID SL
@negativepid@mastodon.social
#digitalinvestigations #ethicalhackers #datascience #R #bash #kalilinux #parrotsec #cybercrimevictimsupport #cybersecurity #forensics #datascience
mastodon.social
Cryptography: from paper to silicon
https://negativepid.blog/cryptography-from-paper-to-silicon/
#cryptography #tech #IT #science #STEM #computing #AI #quantumComputing #inventions #innovation #Cybersecurity #onlineSecurity #negativepid
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@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
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Mar 08, 2026
China Business Forum
@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
Exclusive business resource poised to become world’s virtual headquarters for SMEs interested in doing business in China.
mstdn.business
#China remains a #global #manufacturing and #innovation #powerhouse, making its #trade #shows vital #platforms for #international #businesses seeking new opportunities, #suppliers, and #market #insights. With thousands of #events held annually across diverse #industries, finding the right #business #fair can be daunting. This #guide provides a practical #framework for navigating the #Chinese #tradeshow #landscape in 2026. https://cnbusinessforum.com/china-trade-shows-find-the-right-fair-for-your-business/
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L’Iran franchit un seuil stratégique avec le dévoilement du missile Haj-Qasem, une arme à portée intermédiaire capable d’atteindre Mach 12.
#science #space #innovation #aerospaceengineering #hypersonics
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The Haj-Qasem missile represents a strategic leap in regional deterrence, challenging existing defense paradigms.
#science #space #innovation #aerospaceengineering #hypersonics
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@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
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Mar 05, 2026
China Business Forum
@cnbusinessforum@mstdn.business
Exclusive business resource poised to become world’s virtual headquarters for SMEs interested in doing business in China.
mstdn.business
#China remains a #global #manufacturing and #innovation #powerhouse, making its #trade #shows vital #platforms for #international #businesses seeking new opportunities, #suppliers, and #market #insights. With thousands of #events held annually across diverse #industries, finding the right #business #fair can be daunting. This #guide provides a practical #framework for navigating the #Chinese #tradeshow #landscape in 2026. https://cnbusinessforum.com/china-trade-shows-find-the-right-fair-for-your-business/
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