@ebel@moytura.org
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May 05, 2026
ebel aurora
@ebel@moytura.org
#Queer #Trans Cynicism∪Optimism ♀ trans woman she 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇮🇪Ⓐ⚑✊🚲🦀⚙️��🦋 Liberate everything. Ⓐ Destroy Patriarchy. Sister of Dorley
moytura.org
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@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk
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May 04, 2026
Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard)
@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk
Sofa Seditionary and Armchair Anarchist 🐟 Proud member of #AntiGrowthCoalition Growth is good. I believe in (sustainable) growth - for eveyone.
mastodonapp.uk
"Boy to his girl: Shall we eat or shalll we make love?
Girl: Whatever you prefer but there is nothing to eat"
2000-year old #joke attributed to the Philosopher Hierocles
The modern day version is,
"Men only think about 2 things, food and sex, but only one at a time.
So if you see your husband with an erection, give him a sandwich."
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@teodorsandu@mastodon.online
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May 02, 2026
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@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
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Apr 15, 2026
Rob Pumphrey
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
Toots about Sheffield, cycling, IT, UK politics, gardening and flowers.
mastodonapp.uk
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@Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot
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Feb 23, 2026
Wen
@Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot
I am a climber, runner (with a Collie), cyclist and swimmer. I was running a small (but perfectly formed) analytics company now employee owned to mark my retirement. Commute between the Highlands and The Borders, campaign for Scottish independence, bake bread and occasionally dabble in bad art. I winge about a lot - the environment, bad governance and stupidity but do try to provide a wee bit of evidence and highlight good news. Languages : English, German, Gaelic, Pashtu, Spanish, Italian
mastodon.scot
A Welshman walks into a ‘Spoons.
Tells the barman he's got a great joke about Reform voters.
The barman tells him that he's a Reform voter, so are the 3 big guys at the end of the bar and the 2 woman sat next to him.
'So do you still want to tell it', the barman taunts him.
The man says. 'No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it 6 times"...
#Joke #UKPol
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@talesfeomthesbahn@loops.video
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Feb 22, 2026
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@djwfyi__dup_32133@vmst.io
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Feb 12, 2026
Daryl the Admin
@djwfyi__dup_32133@vmst.io
Profile pic: Cartoon avatar of a white guy with brown hair and beard and glasses wearing a black hoodie with a cat against a yellow background. vmst•io admin I live on land of the Conestoga-Susquehannock. Born at 335 ppm. #techWriter #WriteTheDocs Loves #SciFi and #Fantasy #books, but I'll also read about math, theoretical physics, philosophy, and an occasional religion tome. #Dad to 3 humans and 2 #cats #Crohnie living with #crohnsDisease
vmst.io
The Internet went off for an hour.
I met my teens.
Pretty cool kids.
#joke
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@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe
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Jan 31, 2026
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe
BSD.cafe and illumos Cafe "Barista", Founder and System Administrator, Unix enthusiast ( #FreeBSD, #OpenBSD, #NetBSD, #DragonflyBSD, #Illumos and #Linux ), with a keen eye for everything happening in this world and the fascinating beings that populate it. I enjoy #music, #photography, and, of course, #technology. Most of my posts will self-destruct after 6 months. "I Solve Problems" - https://it-notes.dragas.net/2024/10/03/i-solve-problems-eurobsdcon/
mastodon.bsd.cafe
My toilet flush, back in 2007
PS: there's a specific reason. That flush didn't work properly.
#Fun #Joke
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@michal.bryxi@loops.video
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Jan 31, 2026
michal.bryxi
@michal.bryxi@loops.video
Paragliding, Trail running, Mountains, Skitouring
loops.video
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@verdantsquare@stay.woke.institute
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Jan 31, 2026
VSN Revolution
@verdantsquare@stay.woke.institute
Progressive-leftist news on current events, radical activism, grassroots organizing info, and more, aggregated and curated by Grateful Dread Peace Media's Verdant Square Network. Spotlight on antiracism, mutual aid, antipoverty, diversity, peace, revolutionary love, and socialism/anticapitalism.
stay.woke.institute
From VSN Newsroom: Trump is a joke #duet #hitler #joke #nazi #germany #trump #laughed #clown #maga #jewish #holocaust https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Weh72UQr6T8?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #vsn #DiverseSpectrumOfTheLeft #SupportIndependentMedia
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