I had a dream last night where someone discovered Van Halen's song "Running With The Devil" was actually called "Running With The Kevil" and was about Satan's autistic cousin Kevin who likes to be called 'The Kevil,' and there is a lost book of the Bible where Kevin tries to send various plagues upon the Israelites but they always end up backfiring like something out of Looney Tunes to the point where no one even knew he was evil, they just thought he was a really nice guy who was really into chariot racing and that's what the song is about. #DreamDiary #Kevil #Kevin #VanHalen
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Apr 08, 2026
Peter Cohen
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Former tech journalist of 20+ years - still dealing with that trauma in therapy, here now for the shitposts and wry observations on life, mostly NSFW. Definitely not for minors, of interest to miners, or relevant to mynahs either. Dare to be stupid.
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A real conversation I had with a coworker: So Mammoth is playing Boston Sunday night, opening for Bush. It's Wolfie Van Halen, Eddie's kid.
Them: Who?
Me: Van Halen? The band?
Them: Oh yeah, I think I heard of them.
Me: The band was named after the guitar player Eddie and his brother Alex who played drums
Them: Yeah, no idea. *shrug*
Me:
#music #rock #vanhalen
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