I had a dream last night where someone discovered Van Halen's song "Running With The Devil" was actually called "Running With The Kevil" and was about Satan's autistic cousin Kevin who likes to be called 'The Kevil,' and there is a lost book of the Bible where Kevin tries to send various plagues upon the Israelites but they always end up backfiring like something out of Looney Tunes to the point where no one even knew he was evil, they just thought he was a really nice guy who was really into chariot racing and that's what the song is about. #DreamDiary #Kevil #Kevin #VanHalen