@reilyh@blahaj.zone
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May 08, 2026
The Shifting Apparatus 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️
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@reilyh@blahaj.zone
[this profile looks best on sharkey] {The Shifting Apparatus} Is our system name! Each member is called a "gear". Check pinned posts to learn more about the apparatus. --> Bestie @acelia 
blahaj.zone
Did you know 
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Wozers!
#shitpost
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-> Wozers!
#shitpost
@reilyhs_microblog_mirror@piefed.blahaj.zone
PS: This renders better on sharkey
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hey did you hear terry lost his dick? yeah, i'm serious. the doctors said they can't reattach it. it's too small. yeah it's the surface area. yeah. the condom bit his dick off. yeah it was a smart condom. yeah. it turns out they're real easy to hack. no, i don't know why a condom needs wi-fi access.
#shitpost #nsfw
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@serigala_tropis@lgbtqia.space
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May 08, 2026
Demokritus Jorik 
@serigala_tropis@lgbtqia.space
Polyamory, 29 years old homosexual man. Into Linux and (generally but not always) open-source software. I boost a lot of pics from Pixelfed. Anti-fascist and anti-violence.
lgbtqia.space
@fuckfetish@fuckaas.space the condom needs wifi access because there is a competitive feature to track performance and comparing it to other users. It is a feature of smart condoms that track and score sexual activity of the user, which can be accessed on the mobile app, available on smartphone.
#shitpost #nsfw
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fun gamer facte: adding e to the ends of random wordes automatically makes your poste ten percente more funnier
#shitpost
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the secret to being gay, is to be small as well. that way, the haters will not be able to find you
#shitpost
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@uvok@woof.tech
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May 02, 2026
uvok cheetah
@uvok@woof.tech
furry (snow cheetah), tech-savvy, coder, male, born 1989, tries to play guitar I am the embodiment of the snow and ice! Profile icon by Zita.
woof.tech
Tired: do we want to get the Olympics in our city?
Wired: do we want to get world's largest furry convention in our city?
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
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Apr 30, 2026
Amber 
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
Avatar by @goat@fuzzies.wtf Tech Janitor Current Administrator of Transfem.social "@puppygirlhornypost2 [...] YOU HORNY PUPPYGIRL" - @foone@digipres.club "@puppygirlhornypost2 [...] you are a confirmed AI that has a girth fixation" - @ada@zoner.work "@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social do not paint your weewee green" - @lea@lea.pet * If contacting for moderation purposes please use my account local to the instance it is in regards to.
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real
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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org
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Apr 27, 2026
ARGVMI~1.PIF
@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org
Previously @argv_minus_one@mstdn.party
mastodon.sdf.org
The existence of Byte Magazine implies the existence of Word Magazine.
#retrocomputing #shitpost
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@bjorndown@mastodon.social @xan@xantronix.social #IPv8 is a #Shitpost BTW:
@BrodieOnLinux@mstdn.social already went over it…
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Gotta do #Rangemaxxing even harder @ € 2,079/l for RON95E10!
On a different note:
#USians complaining about #FuelPrices need to STFU!You voted for the Orange Tyrant & you have the means to yeet his Regime!Until you pay > $10/gal you are privilegued af!
#venting #sarcasm #commentary #shitpost #USpol #DEpol #EUpol #FuelPrices #RON95E10 #RON95 #E10 #fuel #gasoline #gas #Opel #Corsa #OpelCorsa #Efficiency #FuelEfficiency #EfficiencyMaxxing #Maxxing
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
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Dec 16, 2024
Amber
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
Avatar by @goat@fuzzies.wtf Tech Janitor Current Administrator of Transfem.social "@puppygirlhornypost2 [...] YOU HORNY PUPPYGIRL" - @foone@digipres.club "@puppygirlhornypost2 [...] you are a confirmed AI that has a girth fixation" - @ada@zoner.work "@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social do not paint your weewee green" - @lea@lea.pet * If contacting for moderation purposes please use my account local to the instance it is in regards to.
transfem.social
direct eye contact, shitpost
Hover or focus to reveal
Sensitive
Little known fact, this is why Zucc made threads.net and enabled federation. He wants to slurp up everyone's sweet sweet data
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@Mons1serrata@mastodon.social das Problem ist dass die Budesrepublik sich selbst zahnlos gemacht hat seit spätestens 1972.
Oder glaubt irgendwer sich mit Airsoft & Paintball gegen #NSAfD'ler im #Radpanzer samt begurtetem Fernlenk-MG aufm Dach erwehren zu können??? Deshalb ja der ganze #Überwachungsstaat samt #Cyberfaschismus!
#Sarkasmus #Kommentar #Shitpost #DEpol #Faschismus #Polizeistaat #Angstkultur #Entrechtung
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social People in the #USA got their #2A for that specific reason.
#sarcasm #shitpost #commentary #USpol
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@OpenStars@piefed.social
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Apr 14, 2026
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
(in case not obvious, an homage to this post)
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