@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 06, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When taking apart any meme
you brain might adapt to the scheme.
You turn to an airer,
act like chimera
a "man eating vegan" bad dream!
#limerick #me #me or #meme
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 05, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If you are a quiz show apprentice,
and still far below the mid twenties
ensure you can buzz
as soon as you must,
to win that one trip to Atlantis!
#limerick #cats
( Disclaimer: No cat was treated badly in the course of the creation of this silly limerick. )
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 04, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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... pranked
Hover or focus to reveal
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
A MAGA supporter was hanged,
emasculated and spanked
but claimed it was cool
and started to drool:
"I'm loving these days getting pranked!"
#limerick #maga
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 04, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If you don't put round pegs to square
considering triangles there!
You are an exception
in any direction!
So clever! It just hard to bear!
If you wield that rounded small thing
with tiny hands, weak and so thin,
then you should complain
with well working brain:
that peg just fits everywhere in.
As people would see the mistake:
That test's an enormous big fake.
They've told you the hole
for this tiny pole
and life's drifting smoothly to quake.
#limerick #intelligence #montreal #cognitive #assessment
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 04, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Each wannabe king understands:
Success lies in journalists hands.
You take them away,
presenting the prey,
and tell them 'bout "one second chance" ...
#limerick #handsoff
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 03, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The masters of justice subversion
created a squatting incursion
by dropping the files
of Epstein and viles
in dungeons of multi recursion.
#limerick #Epstein
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The 'deep state' was quite an invention
by Trump getting funds for his pension.
And each red capped bunny
lost truck loads of money,
but would not allow you to mention.
#limerick #maga
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
For projects that don't have a chance,
and someone should act as in trance -
like deforestation
or assassination
the guy to take over is Vance.
#limerick #iran #popefrancis #Greenland #gaetz #Hungary #afd
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
There's something about forty-seven:
he's scared and afraid going heaven!
For signs in the sand
he can't understand
he puffs like an oversized leaven.
#limerick #8647
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When Trump and the mullahs talk 'peace'
like pest and infectious disease,
they're praising themselves
as masters of hells.
Could somebody stop these thugs?? Please!?!
#limerick #iran #foreverwar
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The truth went to brutal demise
through wormholes with all kinds of lies.
With no antiseptic
for treating the 'skeptic'
we watch how reality dies.
#limerick #wormholes #lies #brain
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
While Tiny Hands 'fought' against drugs,
the worm guy went pulling the plugs.
The spin was so tizzy
the public was dizzy.
American narcos bought trucks!
#limerick #rfkjr #warondrugs
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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May 01, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
There's something that school did not treat,
if parents don't know how to read.
Just searching for clues
of their child's 'abuse'
believing that the kids always cheat.
#limerick #pink
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 26, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
While Tiny is quick with insulting,
when laughed at he weeps without halting.
He spits so disgustive
and cries out for 'justice'
and won't ever see his own faulting.
#limerick #tiny
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 26, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
There's one thing, be careful, dear folks:
Don't come out with deadly good jokes!
'cause what tiny hands
just cannot withstand
is someone who starts softest pokes.
#limerick
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 26, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
This is a quite frightening shift:
There is no complaint about grift!
There's also no cry
when innocent die.
A rapidly widening rift ...
#limerick #good #bad
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 26, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
For people who do not like play,
each kid is a nuisance each day.
Just frozen alone
in their rigid home
reminded how quick they decay.
#limerick #grumpyghost #play #kids
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 25, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The outstanding bills from old Kash
were adding to millions of cash.
As he could not pay
he looked for a way
to get money back to his stash.
#limerick #stash
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 25, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Hand made ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When Rob showed Tiny Hands as robbing
the kids of fugitives non-stopping.
The master of all grift
took Robs job calm and swift
to stop him using pics for mocking.
#limerick
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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Apr 25, 2026
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Eternal trends like passive thinking
are driven by consultants chinking.
You're taking dumb advice
and paying them a price
to watch your fortune quickly sinking.
#limerick #passiveincome #passivethinking
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