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tezoatlipoca
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@tezoatlipoca@mas.to · May 07, 2026

I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

A #SQA person walks into a bar and orders:

  • a pint of beer
  • 2 pints of beer
  • 0 pints of beer
  • 999999999 pints of beer
  • a lizard
  • -1 pints of beer
  • qwertyuip pints of beer

The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.

What other “walks into a bar” #software #testcases are we missing? #qa #development

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tezoatlipoca
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@tezoatlipoca@mas.to · May 07, 2026
  • customer asks “Ein Bier bitte.”
  • the bar has not been initiatlized
  • two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
  • a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

#qa #sqa #software #testing

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